The original all-natural tootralizer is the real deal. This product will neutralize the odor of farts! Won’t stop the sound, but it will stop the smell that goes with farting. Prove it to yourself by purchasing a bottle, it is not that expensive. Got a hot date coming up? After taking a dose in about 2 hours, you will be fart-smelly-free for about 12 hours.
Remember when you were younger, say in grammar school, and someone would let one rip (usually a boy). Then the snickering behind your hand or outright laughing in the face of the offender and how much fun it was! Good old days, when bodily functions were funny and not to be talked about in polite company. Boys can be so uncouth at times. And Girls can be downright mean. Better not let on that you heard a girl toot or you might wind up in the dirt.
Even adults have fun with farts. Take whoopee cushions for instance. Given as a gag gift that keeps on giving. Put in a teacher’s chair just to watch their face before they realize what happened. When I was a young adult, you did not sit at a party without checking where you were sitting. But whoopee cushions do not stink.
Our product cannot stop the sound but we promise to eliminate the stinky smell. Farts may be a sniggering event, but they are completely healthy and part of our life.
People Tootralizer-Sneak a Squeak
My mom used the word, poot, instead of fart. When growing up, I learned it was “breaking wind” and you did not talk about it. Probably why it was so funny since it was considered taboo. Fart is a vulgar word from the old English in respect to a person. Surely you have heard of the saying, “He is an old fart”?
Pay attention, folks, everybody gets gas in their gut at some time or other, and the way to expel is to fart. When we eat, we swallow air with our food. Air is nitrogen and oxygen, gases, and when it goes through our digestive system, it mixes with other bodily gases, and this causes the smelly, stinky fart. Anyhow, the gas has to go out!
Our product is 100% safe. The simple and natural ingredients we use are absolutely safe for your use. Zinc, Yucca root, Chlorella Powder, and Coconut charcoal powder mixed with eliminating the smelly gases. Make note, I am telling you it will stop the stinky, but it will not stop the squeaky. You might have to fake a cough but if all else fails, and you are caught pooting, DON’T LAUGH, just say “excuse me”. (But it the other person laughs, go for it!)
Canine Tootralizer-Paw Pourri
Dogs fart. If you are a dog owner, I am sure you know that. It is really comical to watch as the dog looks at you as if to say, “Did I do that?” By the time you get a whiff of that foul odor, and start to boot the poor confused pet out the door, he really looks in shock.
Don’t be alarmed by your dog farts, it is a healthy sign that the bacteria in your dog’s gut is working just like it should.
Paw-Pourri is an all-natural dog chew designed to stop the stink. In case, you are wondering about my word “tootralizer”, that is what I call neutralizing the stinky odor of your canine fart. (Same with People). These chews are peanut butter flavored which appeals to dogs. They are completely safe for your pet to have every day. Same as with people, within 2-3 hours of eating the chews, the toxic air should be filtered. Will be for about 10-12 hours.
Please note Paw-Pourri is for dogs, NOT recommended for cats. This is a canine chew for gas, not feline. Besides, cats are too prissy to fart.
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!
Farts are real and so is our product. Don’t dismiss as a gimmick. If you think you have excessive gas in your gut, this product will help you. Maybe you know someone who has a digestive problem who could benefit. I know there are other products you can buy over-the-counter, to counter the gas, but do they eliminate the odor?
Scan the QR code below and go directly to our website where you will get more information. Or just click here and you can order. May you and your canine breathe more fresh air.
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